I confess, I love the fortunes in fortune cookies. I'm probably the only one in the world that does this. I've been saving these for at least 20 years now. For me this is the perfect collection. These little papers take up little space and they are chock-full of vague prophecies and aphorism to live by. In today's serious world, a little whimsy is always fun. Today I'll share with you my very favorite one, 'Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today'. Now doesn't that bring a smile to your face?